One Upers.

So we all have that friend. The one that wants to be the new kid on the block. The coverpage of instyle. The one that has this, the one that has that. The go to guy. The flawless friend. The perfection...THE ONE UPER.

Here are some trademark one uperisms:
You come home with some new kicks, and then next thing you know they are zooming down alder street to the next shoe store to get the same kicks, but in a different color. One Up One.

You get a new macbook, everyone is in awe "omg is that aluminum" "oh yes it is!"...your friends computer "crashes" she gets the same one...yours is no longer as bright and shiny... its rusted...One Up Two.

You die your hair a certain color, it looks great, people love it, your the new covergirl of your friends, then your friend goes and dies their hair...yours is no longer as golden.. as fresh. One Up Three.

You have this really tight volvo its yours, its your baby, your second boyfriend. Then your friend gets a new car, she wants the volvo. WTF...One up FOUR.

Then this is my favorite one uper ever.

You get a blog. People think you are actually witty for the first time in your life. They bookmark it. They read it. Sometimes...they EVEN comment. Then journalism major, perfect punctuation friend comes along...gets a BLOG...adds pictures....ONE UP FIVE.