Jorts.

I know three blogs in one day is a little bit ridiculous, but there are just so many thoughts on my mind.

Last night a couple of friends of mine (honorable mentions: Sarah Lynch, Lauren Rouza, Hana Katen, Jeremy Wearn, Laura Shanks, Morgan Ostrander, Erin Cooney, and Eric Kulling) were standing in a church parking lot (sarah lynch) and were talking about the night, things to be thankfull for, prayer circles...no big deal. Witnessed a car accident aka hit and run...big deal. When some sketchos stopped by...

These sketchos were your typical freshman crowd. The ones that love bush light by the gallon, wear the back pack with the booze, and get enthused by really lame things.

They come up to us because they think that there is a fight. They ask JW about the fight, he has no idea what they are talking about. I guess that they thought a bunch of girls were fighting, and watned to watch because how TIGHT is that...its not tight...its another freshman myth that girls fighting is cool.

We already thought the situation was weird enough when we looked down and saw that one of the guys was wearing JEAN SHORTS....checked the calendar again jean shorts expired in 1990, a year after I was born, and are so not tight. We have nick named jean shorts jorts, and my goal in life is to rid the world of male jorts.

Things learned yesterday evening:
a) jorts are NOT tight.
b) girls fighting is NOT tight.
c) ULIS is the perfect ending to the night.
d) The trifecta costs 6 dollars, but is worth way more.
e) the guy at seven eleven is really rude.